In Him, I am

After much consideration throughout the whole night, I finally make up my mind to sms the NTV7 programme production executive telling him that I refuse to go for their programme recording…

"What an opportunity, invited to the program yet refuse to go for it..?" You might be probably thinking that I’m stupid because that’s a good publicity.

However, I think it differently because this time, the procedure is kinda mafan… I would rather put my hands on result that definitely turns into money then "fame" which measure no result…

This is my second rejection, my first rejection was a bigger one (but not TV programme) which is more than just fame & publicity; it involves good money.

Well, sigh…
Why the timing isn’t right or there’s some obstacles
Anyway,

I’ve the skill
I’ve the charisma
I’ve the time

Hopefully, I don’t have to reject any offer next time… Hai…

The nurse asked me to sign this sign that. After that, she sprayed something taste like mint into my throat twist. My throat started to numb and my saliva kept flowing out.. I tried to swallow it but man…. It’s so tough to swallow my own saliva after the spray…

After 10 minutes, Dr. Francis insert a long long long tube from my mouth into my intestine.  Wow, that’s the most awful experience I’ve ever encountered. It’s super duper damn painful. I curled up like a porcupine. Gas from my stomach kept running out. it was so so so so painful. I wanna pull the tube out bt the nurse stop me from doing so… They just kept on calm me down. I try to "hypnotize" myself believing the procedure will end soon. You just cant imagine how painful it will be.

The doctor took some photos and tissue out from my intestine for lab experiment… When his job is done and pull the tube out, I immediately vomited the gastic juice.. What an instant relief…

Now while I’m here sitting on the bed waiting for the result, I still need to endure the pain and keep visiting the toilet.

Rain of a thousand poison needles from the sky above
pouring down upon my stomach day and night
piercing through every pore penetrate into my flesh
deep down into my intestine and release every tocsin it has

3 days after sighing for the lost of RM 7, 500
I got a new project that worth RM 16, 100
Do you know what..?
I would rather have my health back than all these money

Heal me O God Almighty created heaven and earth
Do not lead me into the river of sickness
but deliver me from all pain and sorrow
Amen…

Yesterday
I look at my clock wondering when will I be healed
29 hours suffering from Typical Food Poisoning
19.5 times rushing in and out from the toilet
13 diarrhoeas & 3 empty vomits
18 misscalls & 8 messages

I look at my clock again wondering when can I get up
What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world
Yet forfeits his soul? or what can a man give in exchange for his soul?
I’ve done much for my future, trying my best to secure it
But what have I done for me soul..?
Constant giving tithe & big amount of donation to charity is not enough…

Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth
where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal
but store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy
and where thieves do not break in and steal
For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also

I look at my clock and it’s time for me to take my daily spiritual medication

I would like to thank Sadat Foster (from Sarawak), Wei Chein (from Banting) & Elina Goh (from Melaka) came back to Penang to help me with my clown shows for this month… Though you guys are no longer attach with MagiSC but still willing to give me, this orang cacat face and offer me your service and help for this entire month…

Many thanks to Sylvia Lim & Kevin in helping me with some of my admin task, time table arrangement while I was hospitalized… both of you did a great job in all my clown shows & kids party shows which you have substituted me; I received quite a numbers of compliments from the customers, they like you guys… Thanks for the bananas and apples = )

Thank you, Sze Yan for coming back to Penang on Saturday, just for 2 road shows in Queensbay… Sorry for disturbing you from having your holidays in KL… Help me to thank Joyce for helping you in all your clown things…

Amoz, my 1^st magic student, I didn’t aspect you will know that I’m injured… Thanks for your care & concern, I’m really touched… Hope that you’ll able to be a CEO soon…

To my new magic student, Kenoph Lai. Thanks for rejecting other gigs that you have to come all the way up to Penang to replace my close-up magic show… I’m not a workaholic. It’s just that I’ve many work to accomplish due to my absent from work for the past few days… You’re a bright buy, I believe you’ll be able to master my pickpocket skills in a year or two.

My old old clown – George Lim. Hahahaha… Thanks for asking me out for dinner… You are indeed a unique person. It’s a waste to the community that you are unable to do clowning again…

Thanks to face painter, my girlfriend… Thank you for looking after me when I was hospitalize… Thanks for helping me in handling some of my clown task & my office when I was accidentally tertidur like a pig… Thank you for your love…

Just imagine 27 shows in 2 days at 4 different venues, Penang Island, Butterworth, Taiping & KL… If you guys weren’t around helping me, I believe this week will be a very disastrous week…

There are many more people I wanna thank like my mom for boiling soup for me, dad for visiting & on and off calling me, sorry for making you guys worry; all my friends who called, cared & prayed for me; all my event companies’ manager & executive for understanding my situation…

As you read this blog, I’m using only my left hand and my right middle finger to type this blog.

Why..? I broke and fractured my right pinky finger…

Bad news : 1) I’m forced to push away my next 3 weeks show.
2) I lost at least RM 7, 500 = (
Good news : 1) I got a good reason to rest.
2) I’m many event companies’ preferred magician; they hope that I could perform
personally…
3) Thank God, my insurance company covers all my expenses.
4) Thank God, my pinky finger is screwed and fixed back; most of all I still can move freely
like now yet don’t fell much pain.
5) I’ve reached beyond my annual profit target, so don’t think much of the RM 7, 500.

Pray for my speedy recovery.

My goal for my company is to earn the same amount of money what I did last year. Beyond my expectation, I not only reached that target in early August but I also made another extra RM X…

I manage to hit that target because I get a few big projects… Talking about projects, I have 4 personal big project for next year which is World Cup, TV appearance (still in negotiation), publication and a magic tour sponsored by a foreign company; as for my company’s project, I have 50 shows during Chinese New Year 2008 sponsored by another company…

Anyway, by end of this year, as in my total earning, I believe could make an addition of at least 70% of what I had made last year…

Thank God for his blessing…

When to Tesco on last Friday before I depart to Taiping for my show…

The cashier lady looked at me and smile, asking me whether I’m a magician or not. I was a bit surprise. It was kinda impressive the she still could recognize my face after so long.

Anyway, I answeres her indeed I am. She told me she saw my performance before on TV and in one of the carnival celebration on October in Penang… She said that I’m good and super fast (I believe she said so because I stole lady’s husband watch on the way up to the stage)…

Thank you aunty for your kind words…

1. Tell her she is beautiful.

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . .
even if its just for a second.

3. Hug her from behind.

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up
to.

5. Wrestle with her

6. Do everything with her.

7. If youre talking to another girl,
when you’re done talking, walk over
and hug her and kiss her….let her
know she’s yours and they aren’t.

8. Write her notes or call her just to
say "hi".

9. Introduce her to your friends . . .
as your girlfriend.

10. Play with her hair.

11. Pick her up (she loves it).

12. Get upset if another guy touches
her and she doesn’t like it.

13. Make her laugh.

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she’s mad at you, kiss her.

16. If you care about her, then TELL
HER.

17. Every guy should give their girl 3
things: a stuffed animal (she’ll hug
it every time she goes to sleep),
jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever),
and one of your t-shirts (she’ll most
likely wear it to bed) or sweatshirts
sprayed with your cologne!! and flowers
or something occasionally.

18. Treat her the same around your
friends as
you do when you’re alone.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile.

20. Hang out with her on weekends

21.Kiss her in the rain (girls love
this)

22.Kiss her just for the heck of it

23. If your listening to music, let her
listen too.

24. Remember her birthday and get her
something, even if its’n simple and
inexpensive, it came from YOU. It
means all the world to HER.

25. When she gives you a present on
your birthday, Christmas, or just
whenever, take it and tell her you
love it, even if you don’t (it’ll make
her happy.)

26. Always call her when you say you
will, it may not seem like it, but it
does hurt her and makes her think you
don’t care so call even if you can
only talk for a minute. Girls don’t
necessarily have to have hour long
conversations every night but its nice
for us to hear your voice even for a
quick hello.

27. Give her wat she wants.

28. Recognize the small things . . .
they usually mean the most.

29. Don’t hug her friends or your
friends that are girls cause she’ll
feel left out.

30. Hang out with her whenever you are
free and u should be free to hang wit
your girl friend all the time.

31.If u care about her…SHOW her!

70 yr old man asks his wife ‘do u feel sad
when u see me running behind young girls?’
Wife replied ‘No not at all, even dogs chase cars
but they can’t drive it’

A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date.
Her mother warned her .’1st he kisses your cheek;
then *ahem* you’ll enjoy; then he want to go on top.
You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name’
Next day girl told Mom, ‘Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I didn’t allow him to go on top so I went on top and
disgraced his family’

A white couple had a black baby .
The husband doesn’t believe that it’s his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!

Wife: ‘Honey, what are you looking for?’
Husband: ‘Nothing.Wife: ‘Nothing? You have been reading
our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband:’ I was looking for the expiry date!’

Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things
I did years ago, you should be thankful that
you are not barking!!!